This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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