the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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