the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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