glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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