Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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