Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Houston, we have a blender
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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