plz talk dirty to me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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