im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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