I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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