next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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