piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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