I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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