So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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