You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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