I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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