oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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