My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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