Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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