he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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