Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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