I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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