your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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