ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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