Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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