Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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