Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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