love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I had to cum in my sink.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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