if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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