Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
