put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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