Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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