God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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