Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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