Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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