Having a random hookup so left but love u
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize