so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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