im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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