In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Randomize
