it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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