I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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