Please, let me fuck your mom
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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