White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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