You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I checked into jail on foursquare
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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