Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
