You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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