I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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