Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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