i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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