When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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