I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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