"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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