I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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