THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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