Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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