Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
