Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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