So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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